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FDA NAMING CONTEST WINNER ANNOUNCED!

"Fraud and Drug Administration"

RUNNERS UP:

Farcical Drug Authority
Faster Death to Americans
Furtherment of Disease Alliance
Fatal Death Agency

FULL LIST OF RUNNERS UP:

NewsTarget Insider Alert (www.NewsTarget.com)

Faster Death to Americans
Failure to Defend Americans
Fact Distortion Agency
Fund Dubya's Administration
Forever Drug Americans
Fraudulent Drug Approvals
Furtherment of Disease Alliance
Farcical Drug Authority
Federal Disinformation Association
Favoring Draconian Actions
Federal Drug Advocates
Facilitating the Drugging of America
Falsify and Distort Agency
Fatal Death Agency

HONORABLE MENTION:

Fraudulent Drug-use Association
Fools for Drugs Administration
Fatal Drug Axis
Fool & Dupe America
Forever Demonizing Alternatives
Flirting with Death Administration
Fake a Decision Administration

OTHER ACRONYMS

D.I.P.S. Drug Industry Protection Service
A.P.L.A. American Pharmaceutical Lobby Administration
P.C.A. Population Control Administration
P.A.A.A. Pharmaceutical & Agriculture Advocacy Agency
W.M.M. The Worldwide Medical Mafia
M.D.A. Moods with Drugs Administration
O.D.E.A.D. Office of Disease, Early Aging and Death

You can read the full press release yourself at:
http://www.newstarget.com/002439.html

 

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mandato da Robin Good il Saturday November 20 2004
aggiornato il Wednesday October 11 2006

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